A couple of weeks ago, I mentioned a friend who didn't wish to wear seatbelts. He said he'd start if I stopped smoking cigars. I didn't think how the two were similar enough to make a trade so he sent me something which I posted. More than a few comments arrived - many expressing no opinion whatsoever on the issues at hand (or lung or lap) - and many were just plain curious about this fellow. Such interest became pronounced after his letter was posted. This is what he sent me today. He says it should, will answer all questions.
In any case, I do not think we're to be driven apart by this. Just another quirky log for the fire. Ladies and gentleman, may I present "Mister Anonymous"....
dear butler-ites everywhere -
although appreciative of one fan's lovely, encouraging and congratulatory response -
i do remain pensive, posessed,, if not obsessed
by this most meandering, mountainous, mysterious, if not medically meaningful issue
of cigar smoke versus seat belts -
since few have responded to said quandry and moral dilemna,
i must assume and assert
that the fans are on the side of the celeb,,, and so be it,
since this as it should be,,,
stars are the stars, after all,,,
i am not a fan,, i am only an enamored envoy of enigmatic enslavery,
slain by smoke, plagued by puffing, hushed by heartache,
and hindered by herself - she who refuses to refrain from sucking said cigars,,
albeit only in my absence,,
or on my front porch - with the door closed,,,,,
but i know it,,
since my house speaks to me in the night -
hey you fans with an empathy, or an opinion,,,
what's a boy to do
with a star who won't listen
but is so quick and quirky to send me to doctors and quacks
who, she claims,
will ameliorate, assuage and ambivalize my brain blings,,
from name-calling to wise-cracks,
and forgetfullness to senility,,
especially regarding eyeglasses which bounce from her house to mine
seemingly without my permission ???
or did i ?
c'mon you bunch of butler bards,
give the girl a shove -
the sucking of cigars is a fixation best left to Freud,
and the smoke only contributes to the haze
inside my head -
i love you
for loving her,,,
but you gotta kick her butt(ler) on this
regards,
colonel puff -
smoke choked dissed and disgruntled
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